Why wendys chikin nuggets be so tasty?

i wuz in wendys da other day n i was like sheeeeeeit wendy! dez nuggets r dank! how u get yo nuggets to b so damn tasty? o, n why yo ladies workin in dere gotta be so mean? dis 1 workin da fryer wouldnt even let me holla so i was like ***** pleze u ugly as fukc neways.